I've never really been into the whole hearts and flowers thing of Valentine's day. I'm not sure why, but receiving fluffy gifts like that makes me feel awkward and uneasy (maybe because I never feel the urge to get things like that for anyone else). So anyway, I'd like to recount my top 3...

As you know, I do try to be a beacon of wholesome goodness in the land of nonsense. But occasionally, I must snark, to get all the impurities out of my engine. And then there are times when I may combine the two. Never has a topic lured me into that waffling center more than love. Valentines Day, is...

The other night, well past the hour respectable adults should be whispering about things like favorite childhood candies or first kisses, he asked me if I dance. I thought it was a weird jump but I played along as I try to make an effort to answer any question ever asked of me. I simply said, "it's...